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Friday, June 03, 2005

All Points Bulletin. 

So I'm talking with Rick about going to Wizard World Chicago, an out-of-town con I chose to visit because my wallet actually cried when I was thinking about SDCC. I've decided to see if I can bullshit my way through the Press credentials form to get some kind of pass. Cuz that would be funny.

I suggested we come up with some bullshit name for a website, such as WeMasturbatetoHalJordanSlashFiction.com. And then it struck me.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN ALL-LANTERN ORGY PORN.

I must find some. Do you know of any?

I have no interest in seeing Jade take it up the pooper, by the way. I'm sure there's a lot of THAT floating around the internet, and (now) your mind's eye. But I kinda wanna see pictures where Kyle Rayner gets sodomized by the pig guy. Don't ask me why. I can't explain it. It's this sudden burning urge, like realizing I haven't had baked ziti in years and then NOTHING will stop me from getting baked motherfucking ziti.

Help me.

(Sweet God, look at that line-up of "big" talent. That's like Hack Fest 2005. If any of you happen to be/know of good local Chicago talent that'll be there, drop me a line in Comments. I'd like to check you out.)

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