Monday, August 16, 2004

"Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist." 

Reason #1938573429587349673986738643 to never, ever, ever peruse the IMDB message boards if you want to maintain your tolerance for mankind and its sins. It's like some of the free world's most poisoned and wrong-headed minds have all converged on one place, ready to talk at great length on subjects they clearly have no clue about. Example:

"I rented this movie (Bull Durham) with great expectations after watching and loving Summer Catch. Unfortunately, even with a cast like Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, and Tim Robbins, this movie failed miserably."

Yes. They are referring to that Summer Catch.

I couldn't make that shit up.

"Nobody's 'got stress,' they're wearin' a dress -- goddamn I hate people who get the words wrong."

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