Thursday, June 03, 2004

Disturbing news. 

From THE ROOMMATE, I get a link to see exactly how long it would take before I got cornered in the showers were I to end up in the Big House.

And I quote:

It would take you 11 days to become Bubba's bitch!

You are worth 3 cartons of cigarettes and 2 porno mags!

I don't even last two weeks, man. Also, they don't specify what kind of porn the magazines contain. I figure I'm worth maybe 2 issues of Juggs, and about 1.5 issues of Hustler. But, you know. I'm not an expert.

How about you?

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